...We have known each other for over 26 years now. I know I have made you work hard over the years; deadlines, cuts, glue, paint and ink. I've worked in ice cream shops as a teenager where I was dipping you in sinks of bleach. I know I've not been the kindest to you. I don't moisturise you very often, and you need a fresh manicure. You have dermatitis and what feels like a premature arthritic ache, (even if I do sound a little Hypochondriac Georgette from Amelie) but still, I make you work. I know you don't like the cold, and go puffy at the first signs of effort. I just wanted to say you are doing an awesome job. If this means you'll stop aching, our friendship shall remain intact our lifetime. No more old lady fingers, please?
I love you and your work and look forward to our continuing partnership.